Inventaire général de la Garde-RobeFENSTONE LEONEフェンストーン・レオーネFemme ♀︎Homme ♂︎
Freudian Slip
Freudian Slip. Habit de femme.

De la fabrication

Bias-cut slip mini in coral floral satin, bow shoulders.

Coral floral satin, cut on the bias.

Itinéraire

Comporta August.

Le Bristol, Paris The rooftop pool.

Sénéquier, Saint-Tropez At eleven.

Le dossier+8,552 aura. Grade V. Sealed 20 October 2026.

Aura

+8,552 aura
*Calculated by AI, prone to hallucinations.Measured from photograph 1, on the figure segmented from the background by a neural network.
How the aura is measured
Ĝ, grade, assigned at inspectionV0.000
Ê, edge density, the embellishment0.3850.330
Ĥ, colour entropy, bits7.070.729
K̂, RMS contrast0.2060.539

s = 0.5 Ĝ + 0.3 Ê + 0.1 Ĥ + 0.1 K̂ = 0.2259, ŝ = 0.2760 across the inventory. Aura = 8,000 + 2,000ŝ. Nothing in the inventory reads below 8,000. An algorithm, after al-Khwārizmī, الخوارزمي.

Fabrication

MatièresMaterialsCoral floral satin, cut on the bias.
CompositionBias-cut slip mini in coral floral satin.Bow shoulders.
TaillesSizesOffered in EU sizes 34 to 44, cut from the house pattern. Or cut to your own measurements, taken on a fitting call, for €450 more. Measurements in centimetres, or in pieds du roi of 32.48 cm on request. Nobody has requested it.
Colour#F3C6AF 33%#D99277 31%#AF5B49 26%#4D2B21 10%
Four colours, sampled from photograph 1, by share of the figure.
ReferenceParapraxis. Freud, The Psychopathology of Everyday Life, 1901.
CategoryWomenswear
Photographs1
CONTRÔLÉ À LA MAIN PAR L'ÉMISSAIRE ROYAL ✦ FENSTONE LEONE ✦ PARIS ✦ ザ・チョーズン・ワン ✦ ロイヤル・エミッサリー ✦ ザ・チョーズン・ワン ✦ ロイヤル・エミッサリー ✦ FEM 18, MMXXVI
Contrôlé

Reviewed and inspected by hand by ザ・チョーズン・ワン, the Royal Emissary, المبعوث الملكي, before release.

Inv. FEM 18. Sealed 20 October 2026.

Seal details
RecordSigned, Ed25519
Key fingerprint6b05 43ae d798 c3a7 2715 f203 b24e 4417
Record SHA-25656a6db2cf6384abffa5f79f86907dc1594e36c4d370dd00f63dd18777aa0d8f3
SignatureChecking.
PhotographsChecking.
Content credentialsC2PA manifest embedded in each photograph. Signed with a development certificate.
Transmission, for readers in AD 12026

1,679 bits, 23 by 73. The two primes of the Arecibo message, 1974, so that anyone who counts can find the grid.

  • Rows 1 to 5: the numbers one to ten in binary, as at Arecibo.
  • Rows 7 and 8: the inventory number, then the aura.
  • Rows 9 and 10: the colour, red, green, blue.
  • Rows 12 to 67: the silhouette, segmented from photograph 1.
  • Rows 69 to 72: a mark of the house.

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Questions

How long does it take?

Every piece is made to order, by hand: about a week in standard sizes, 1 to 3 weeks made to measure or couture. Shipping then takes about 3 days, insured and tracked.

What if my size is in between?

Choose made to measure for €450 more. We take your measurements on a WhatsApp video call and cut the piece to them.

How do I pay?

By invoice after you order, with a payment link or a bank transfer. We start making your piece once it is paid.

Can I return it?

Standard sizes can be returned within 14 days. Made-to-measure pieces are cut for you, so instead your first alteration is free.

Do you ship to me?

Yes, worldwide. Every parcel is insured and tracked, and arrives in about 3 days. Duties and taxes are included.

Can I change the colour or the cloth?

Yes. Ask on WhatsApp or book a fitting call, and we will price it for you before anything is made.

Can I follow my order?

Yes. Your confirmation email links to your order on the line, from the pattern to your door. You can also find it here with your order number.